You Know You Read Too Much Harry Potter When…

1.) You have read each book at least twenty times.

2.) You have watched all of the movies that have come out so far.

3.) The only reason you read the books twenty times was so that you could point out all of the things the movies screwed up.

4.) Even though you hate the movies, you still want to marry at least one actor/actress from them.

5.) You were the first person on line in the bookstore when the seventh book came out.

6.) You still reread the Harry Potter books to this very day.

7.) You only read the Harry Potter books.

8.) You were the second person on line in the bookstore when the seventh book came out, glaring at the back of the first person on line. Bitch.

9.) You were extremely disappointed that no letter came inviting you to Hogwarts on your eleventh birthday.

10.) You moved to London just for the occasion, too!

11.) You speak with an English accent.

12.) You have released an extremely dangerous snake from your local zoo and have attempted communicating with it.

13.) You walk around in a cloak.

14.) You carry around a stick and shout spells at people you don’t like.

15.) You carry around a stick and shout spells at people you do like.

16.) You were the third person on line in the bookstore when the seventh book came out, throwing small pebbles at the first and second person.

17.) You have book marked every single Harry Potter website in the world, including those in different languages.

18.) Bookmark? Internet? You don’t have time to go on the Internet! You’re too busy rereading Harry Potter!

19.) You own the book(s) on tape.

20.) You listen to it while you fall asleep.

21.) You can now recite all of the books.

22.) And you do.

23.) Often.

24.) You were the fourth person on line in the bookstore when the seventh book came out, pressing a knife to the back of the third person on line. He/she was too busy throwing pebbles at the first and second person on line to notice.

25.) You, the third person on line in the bookstore when the seventh book came out, are enraged at the fourth person on the line. So that’s where that scar came from.

26.) You force your friends to ask you exceptionally obscure questions about the books/movies.

27.) You refuse to talk to anyone who hasn’t finished the series.

28.) You consider watching the movies without reading the books “cheating”.

29.) You were both overjoyed and overwrought once you finished the seventh book.

30.) You have met J. K. Rowling live and in person.

31.) You have a pet owl.

32.) She’s white!

33.) She used to be brown.

34.) You have dressed your dog up as a blast-ended skrewt.

35.) You have found the time between meeting J. K. Rowling, rereading the Harry Potter books, re-watching the Harry Potter movies, and listening to the Harry Potter books on tape to create your very own Harry Potter website.

36.) You got an account on deviantart just to publicize your website.

37.) You have favorited anything with even the briefest reference to Harry Potter.

38.) You have favorited this.

39.) You have sent numerous fan letters to J. K. Rowling, addressing some of them to the actual characters.

40.) You went to an anime con dressed up as a Harry Potter character.

41.) So what if it’s not an anime?

42.) Your friends are equally obsessed with Harry Potter.

43.) You have adopted/ forced your parents to adopt enough family members to pretend you were the Weasley family.

44.) You leave hats, scarves, and mittens around your house, wearing your spew badge proudly.

45.) You are now shouting at your computer that it’s S.P.E.W. not spew.

46.) You have attempted Quiddich.

47.) You ended up in the hospital.

48.) You tried again in another month.

49.) You have tried finding Diagon Alley.

50.) You were the fifth person on line in the bookstore when the seventh book came out, wondering how pissed the person in front of you would be if you cut. He/she was holding a knife.

51.) You are still hoping for an eighth book, despite how it said that it was the final book on the seventh.

52.) You have a Harry Potter-themed shirt.

53.) Only one shirt? You’re entire wardrobe consists of Harry Potter-themed clothing!

54.) You were horrified that so many people died in the seventh book.

55.) You either loved or loathed the epilogue with a great burning passion.

56.) You drew a lightning-shaped scar on your forehead.

57.) You had it tattooed on.

58.) You actually got a knife and carved it into your forehead so it would really be a scar.

59.) You have stood in front of your mirror for hours, trying to change your appearance by holding your breath, only to end up in the hospital again.

60.) You have tried mixing potions in your basement.

61.) You wear the stupid-looking, cheesy, glow-in-the-dark, plastic glasses you got when they released the seventh book.

62.) You’re childhood hero is one of the characters from Harry Potter.

63.) You almost attacked the librarian in your school when she refused to give you the Harry Potter book, saying it was too “scary” for a first grader.

64.) After school, you immediately ordered your mom to get you the book out of the public library, all psyched up to read the book and rub it in the stupid librarian’s face.

65.) You created your very own floo powder.

66.) You carry around an umbrella at all times.

67.) Your dream is to become London’s prime minister.

68.) After reading this, your new dream is to become London’s prime minister.

69.) Looking over this list, you’re beginning to realize how creepy and obsessive you are.

70.) You don’t mind.

71.) You have written Harry Potter fan fiction.

72.) You have drawn Harry Potter fan art.

73.) You have done both #71 and #72.

74.) You wish the Harry Potter books you’re rereading had as many chapters as the number of things I’m listing.

75.) You have attempted to change your name to one of the characters’ (including middle names).

76.) You have named your children after the characters.

77.) You are planning to have children just so you can name them after the characters.

78.) You gone into Staples and asked, with a straight face, if they had any quills and invisible ink.

79.) You are trying to convince the board of education to create a mandatory Harry Potter class.

80.) You suggested they replace social studies or science with it, seeing as the two useless subjects just falsely claim everything that happens in Harry Potter could never happen and didn’t happen.

81.) (If you’re American and 18+) You tried to vote for Harry Potter to represent a party for the presidential election.

82.) (If you’re American and 17 or younger) You tried to sneak your way into voting for Harry Potter to represent a party for the presidential election.

83.) You don’t see any problem with #s 81 and 82.

84.) You were the sixth person on line in the bookstore when the seventh book came out, silently giggling, while thinking what all of the people in front of you were doing should be included on some sort of list…

85.) You are tempted to write a list of your own now.

86.) You have to mention Harry Potter at least every three sentences you say.

87.) You’re waiting for me to put enough “you were the (insert number here) on line in the bookstore…” so I can finally get to your position in line.

88.) You have convinced your school band and or orchestra to play the Harry Potter theme song.

89.) You’re currently working on your school chorus.

90.) You don’t read English, but you’ve skimmed down this list anyway because you recognized it was something about Harry Potter.

91.) You were the seventh person through penultimate person on line in the bookstore when the seventh book came out, but you weren’t doing anything of interest.

92.) You would kill for a new series about the characters’ children.

93.) You have killed for a new series about the characters’ children and are willing to murder more and more until J. K. Rowling cooperates with you.

94.) For several days after the fourth movie came out, you obsessed over how they changed Hermione’s dress’s color.

95.) You squealed in delight when you spotted Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans in your local drug store.

96.) You bought every single package.

97.) You frequently capture frogs and coat them in chocolate. Then you feed them to guests at your house.

98.) One day, you tried to make your pet owl deliver a letter to your friend. She never came back. Maybe she got lost…

99.) You were the last person on line in the bookstore when the seventh book came out and although at the time you were complaining how unfair it was that you were last, you are now jumping in joy for getting mentioned.

100.) You went and did everything on this list.